Given that the fifth-year class of Slytherin consists of spoiled pureblood brats and people like Crabbe and Goyle, Professor Snape has his work cut out for him. year for Harry Potter's yearmates, and the Heads of Houses have to discuss their students' career plans. The Harry Potter Wiki reveals plot details about the series.
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Whether you're looking for info on Fantastic Beasts, the book series or LEGO, we are the 1 Harry Potter fan database that anyone can edit. Let's top the list off with a less-known gem that is Slytherin Career Day. Welcome to the Harry Potter Wiki, an encyclopaedic resource and community gathering spot for everything related to J. "Ugh," she said, her hands passing through the translucent shape as she tried fruitlessly to push it away. Then it promptly sailed towards Padma and started pawing at her hair with its appendages.
Taking a deep breath, he found his happy place and said, "Expecto Patronum!"Ī great silvery octopus burst from his wand and glided through the air as people paused to stare in admiration-and, in case of the witches, apprehension. The writing is a little rough around the edges, but Rorschach's Blot is a master of crack, and I simply had to include this story here. It's very much a tongue-in-cheek story that pokes fun at Harry Potter canon and popular fanfiction tropes. Armed with knowledge of the future, he enacts horrible vengeance upon the Dursleys, Peter Pettigrew, and anyone who wronged him, and also builds himself a harem. Lets do the Time Warp Again is another story that takes an older Harry's mind back to the past. Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot He held up two tomes - "The Joy O' Animals, By A Hogwarts Gentleman" and "Kneazle Huntin' Fer Fun And Profit, By Perfesser Hagrid" - both of them bound in bark. "Blimey, Harry, I've written dozens of th' blighters." There was a large marmalade stain just below the painstakingly-handwritten title, which read "Protectin' Yer Bleedin' Mind, A Treatise In One Part By Me, Rubeus Hagrid". The stack of documents was held together with garden twine. That was surprisingly hurtful.Īfter a few minutes, he slammed a mouldering pile of parchment down onto the rough-hewn table, knocking Harry's teacup over. Necromantic abomination? Voldemort blinked. Pettigrew, not his necromantic abomination. "If you please," the boy said, "I was addressing Mr. Potter held up his right hand, his index finger extended upward in the universal signal for quiet. "We have countered your power, we've taken every precaution, we've done everything by the book, and you don't stand a…" "You're doomed, Potter," Voldemort snarled. Shall we begin? Your documentation, please?" This appears to be a standard Necromantic reanimation ritual, class 2. Pettigrew," the boy said clicking his quill, "Ministry inspection. Even Voldemort won't stand a chance against the power of bureaucracy. To his chagrin, it turns out the Inspector badge he had donned is real, and he is now a part of the Department of Magical Inspections. When Harry is forced to participate in the deadly competition, he's prepared to do anything to survive, which, in this case, involves pretending to be a Ministry Inspector. Inspected By No 13 is not only hilarious but also has one of the most creative ways to tackle the first task of the Triwizard Tournament that I've seen. Voldemort finds an unexpected challenge in the child, and as his intrigue and amusement grows, so too does the desire to possess the spark in those defiant green eyes.Review: "Watchmen" 5. She trains him to the best of her abilities, shaping him into a dangerous, intelligent and powerful wizard.īut when Britain re-establishes the Triwizard Tournament, and Harry is forced to return to his once-home, he finds himself questioning whether he really wants to kill the Dark Lord. Distraught and distrusting of her friends, she fled to France with Harry, to raise him away from the corruption in Britain and the rising influence of the Dark Lord. Summary: On the night of the attack, Lily managed to escape with her infant son, but at the cost of her husband’s life. Main Characters: Harry Potter, Lord Voldemort/Tom Riddle